Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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