i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
This is my gift to your gina
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
