Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Randomize
