found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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