So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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