That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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