It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Shame - the story of my life.
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