nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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