gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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