as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
the liver wants what the liver wants
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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