it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
why is half of my head shaved?
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