I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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