Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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