Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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