i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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