Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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