I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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