Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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