xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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