I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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