Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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