I will die if light touches me.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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