My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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