thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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