summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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