Buhtt sex?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
It's blow job season.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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