so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
You don't make any sense
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