you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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