I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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