Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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