I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
