dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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