69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
So squirting runs in the family.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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