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just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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