Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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