if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
