Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
