Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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