We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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