Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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