Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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