I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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