Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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