lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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