Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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