It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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