Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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