he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Farmville is her only friend.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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