i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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