I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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