am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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