flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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