have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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