As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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