I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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