is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
The beer is more important than you right now.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I licked your asshole in confidence.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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