Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
