Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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