what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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